Jokes !?!?!?
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Jokes !?!?!?
by Donner » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:50 pm
In India an Athiest does not believe in the existance of cows ....
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Re: Jokes !?!?!?
by huckleboogie » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:08 am
what does a rock guitar player say to a jazz guitar player?
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"to the airport, please"
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"to the airport, please"
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Re: Jokes !?!?!?
by Donner » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:49 am
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay him for the Pizza .....
Pay him for the Pizza .....
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Re: Jokes !?!?!?
by zzpotato » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:24 pm
Why did the singer stand at the front door for so long?
She didn't know when to come in.
She didn't know when to come in.
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Re: Jokes !?!?!?
by huckleboogie » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:48 am
c'mon, no-one got jokes???
that thread looked soo promising
that thread looked soo promising
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Re: Jokes !?!?!?
by VacuumVoodoo » Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:56 am
A guy sees his widowed mother-in-law riding a bicycle, so he asks:
- where are you going on that bike?
- oh. only to the cemetery, dear.
- so who will bring the bike back home?
- where are you going on that bike?
- oh. only to the cemetery, dear.
- so who will bring the bike back home?
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Re: Jokes !?!?!?
by huckleboogie » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:01 am
there's this famous jazz club.
legend has it,that the mirror in the dressing room sucks You in and You disappear forever if You tell a lie.
one night, a terrible piano trio is playing.
after the gig, the piano player gets in the dressing room and says to himself:
"i think that band sucks. if i hadnt played that nice intro to Stardust--"
SSSSSHHHHLLUURRRRP - he disappears in the mirror.
bass player comes into the room. sits down and says:
"aww, i think that band is terrible. the drummer don't swing for nothing and the pianist is awful. if it wasn't for me holding it all together----"
SSSSHHHHLLLUUUUURRRP.
now the drummer enters.
sits down
and says:
"well- i THINK-----"
SSSSHHHHHHLLLLLUUURRRRP
legend has it,that the mirror in the dressing room sucks You in and You disappear forever if You tell a lie.
one night, a terrible piano trio is playing.
after the gig, the piano player gets in the dressing room and says to himself:
"i think that band sucks. if i hadnt played that nice intro to Stardust--"
SSSSSHHHHLLUURRRRP - he disappears in the mirror.
bass player comes into the room. sits down and says:
"aww, i think that band is terrible. the drummer don't swing for nothing and the pianist is awful. if it wasn't for me holding it all together----"
SSSSHHHHLLLUUUUURRRP.
now the drummer enters.
sits down
and says:
"well- i THINK-----"
SSSSHHHHHHLLLLLUUURRRRP
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Re: Jokes !?!?!?
by mudster » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:56 pm
Warning: Easily offended? Don't read this! 
What does a stripper do with her a##hole on the way to work?
Drop him off at band practice!
What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend's van breaks down?
Homeless!
What does a stripper do with her a##hole on the way to work?
Drop him off at band practice!
What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend's van breaks down?
Homeless!
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