Contest Drawing: Flametop Limericks

[mudster]

Her stinging tone gave me a buzz
So I asked her what her name was
I said, "Come here Honey Bee and sit on my knee
And show me your pink purple fuzz!"

[BTBAM]

A custom flametop by Donner,
to have it is truly an honor,
A BJF creation
with no replication
If i don't win then I'll be a goner.

[seans]

I would love to try a custom flametop
it could be the pick of the crop
I miss my baby blue
that I once knew
and my honey bee makes my tone rock

[NewarkWilder]

I'm in!

There once was a man who ate Lutefisk,
and he'd rock and he'd roll and get pissed.
But his pedals were golden,
this new flametop is smold'ren,
& when you stomp on it you'll hear tonal bliss!



ps--look up Lutefisk if you have to, the only people i know for absolute certain will get it are Bjorn & Slim

[Eskimo_Joe]

Hi everybody! Donner was kind enough to let me play one of the flametops in his possession. It's a killer pedal. I'll do a proper review later, but for now I wanted to share a photo.

A match made in tone heaven



PS Limericks on the way.

[Eskimo_Joe]

OK, I had to give this a shot so here goes:

Rrrr, shiver me timbers, I'm cooking up a BJF limerick stew
I'm stirrin up a pot of Emerald Green Candy Apples with a pinch of Baby Blue
They're like me lucky charms, they are's
They shake the rafters and shine like stars
I need some low heat to perfect me stew, a flametop will do the trick, yes sir a flametop'll do!


(could you please pass me a brew)

[Eskimo_Joe]

One more!

[Bobby D]

There once was a girl from Nantucket (sighs heard in back of room...)
Who carried a flametop in a bucket
The tone was so good
It even gave HER wood
And said "If this pedal were a man, I would f@*ck it"

[nichcope]

I remember the concert like it was yesterday
Paddy plugged in his Les Paul and started to play
Stepped on his Flametop to get the sacred sound
With such beautiful power it shook the ground
Rid the land o' snakes, now he's a Saint and we drink to that day!

[nichcope]

And now for the dirty...........

There was a man with a flametop
Who showed all the ladies his huge c0ck
And they were all so impressed
By the 2 great things he possessed
He used them both to become the king of rock!