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In India an Athiest does not believe in the existance of cows ....

what does a rock guitar player say to a jazz guitar player?

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"to the airport, please"

How do you get a musician off your front porch?




Pay him for the Pizza .....

Why did the singer stand at the front door for so long?




She didn't know when to come in.

c'mon, no-one got jokes???
that thread looked soo promising

A guy sees his widowed mother-in-law riding a bicycle, so he asks:
- where are you going on that bike?
- oh. only to the cemetery, dear.
- so who will bring the bike back home?

there's this famous jazz club.
legend has it,that the mirror in the dressing room sucks You in and You disappear forever if You tell a lie.

one night, a terrible piano trio is playing.

after the gig, the piano player gets in the dressing room and says to himself:
"i think that band sucks. if i hadnt played that nice intro to Stardust--"
SSSSSHHHHLLUURRRRP - he disappears in the mirror.


bass player comes into the room. sits down and says:
"aww, i think that band is terrible. the drummer don't swing for nothing and the pianist is awful. if it wasn't for me holding it all together----"
SSSSHHHHLLLUUUUURRRP.


now the drummer enters.
sits down
and says:
"well- i THINK-----"
SSSSHHHHHHLLLLLUUURRRRP

Warning: Easily offended? Don't read this!


What does a stripper do with her a##hole on the way to work?

Drop him off at band practice!




What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend's van breaks down?

Homeless!