BJFE / BearFoot fx Guitar Effects Community

Acronym Poll Winner : EYE FLY ~ Bjorns Justification For Electricity !!!

this one can be used now or if you want to wait awhile for something particular..... your choice.

..........Big Congrats fellas !!!!...........

Nich Cope

for best Acronym entry embellishment (always like to reward artistic endevours )

Bad Jonesin for Effects


Well I played my acoustic for 15 years
Loved the sounds that filled my ears
But I knew there had to be something more
So I picked up an electric and began to explore
Before long I was searching for the perfect tone
And I found it in a box made in a Swedish home
Yes these pedals are epic, the stuff of legends and fables
So powerful they should be sold with addiction warning labels
1st it started with a honey bee, then candy apple, and a dyna red
Then I stopped buying food, I preferred pedals over being fed.
My family became worried and tried to intervene
Took me to a doctor who was an expert at getting people clean
He said let me guess this started with a honey bee
Now you're owned by the tone and at the mercy of your BJFE
I asked, "What is BJFE, I see it written on every pedal box?"
He said, "Bad Jonesin for Effects 'cuz they're more addictive than crack rocks."
I left the doctor and ran home (had to because I pawned my car for pedal money)
Got on the internet to learn more about my addiction and found a forum dedicated BJFE
Everyone on this forum was jonesin for a fix, just as bad off as I
There is this huge demand from addicts and such a limited supply
So if you see someone shaking in a corner with no pedal in hand, don't look perplexed
It's plain and simple, they are addicted, got a Bad Jonesin for Effects.



and This can also be used now or held for something later.......kind of a get INTO jail free card

1st drawn name:

AmpHead777 !!!

second drawn name :

SEAN S !!!

Third Drawn name :

ANALOG HOG !!!

Ok so just to clarify the choosing order is :


Eye Fly (can save it for later)

Nich Cope (can also save it)

Amphead

Sean

Analghog


Choices are:
1 Model R
2 SWFs
2 Cliff Hangers

and if anyone eligible wants to wait or just doesnt want anything then more names will be drawn until these 5 are gone......

(oh these will stay $456 even tho the dollar slipped some more, overseas guys add $10)

Donner,

I'm going to save my pick for later. Congrats to all the winners!!

cork

Donner, I'm going to pass on those. I was hoping for an "H". Damn