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How I long for the warmth of the little white box,
It will work so much better than my plaid thermal socks

I can only imagine the joy and sonic bliss,
Maybe as much as my lovely wife's kiss

If she reads this, I'm sure, she will not let me buy,
No warmth will come from her and I'll have a nice cry

This is the pedal that fills winter nights with desire,
If I can't have it now, I will have to retire.


That might be the single worst thing I have ever written. Amazing what a guy will do for the right to spend $500.

Aloha from Hawaii were its hot all year round
The chance at an arctic white fuzz
Might just fit my sound
Thanks Racerx

There once was a frozen swedish boy
Who desperately looked for a winter toy
When he saw the AW Fuzz
It was obvious to us
That his cold soul had found pride and joy

EDIT: This Limerick probably is the worst piece of crap ever written, but writing poems in english is not something I do everday...

//EQ

Haiku

White Fuzzy Goodness
Have no idea how it sounds
Spend five bills I will

jfromel wrote:Haiku

White Fuzzy Goodness
Have no idea how it sounds
Spend five bills I will

this really made me smile

Slim Henderson wrote:

jfromel wrote:Haiku

White Fuzzy Goodness
Have no idea how it sounds
Spend five bills I will

this really made me smile

This made me laugh-great stuff, especially the last line which should be read emphatically in the voice of Yoda

Here's my chili entry:

The white sound shivers.
Luminous winter soars,
A dream as light snow falls

Stomp only with socks
Glittering paint flakes like snow
Live shows hurt my feet

Mine has been at sea
Stomped upon by big black boots
Still glows like new snow