There once was a sweet bee from forever who was poetic and ever so clever the bee fed on nectar in spring and pollen during fall but gave an electrostatic charge whenever
I'm NOT entering the draw....wrote these many moons ago:
An innocent one:
Andrew, a poor dance instructor, Wanted to be a tube amp constructor. He touched a live wire, It made sparks and some fire, He now makes do as CONDUCTOR
An evil one:
J.Mayer, a fat fingered brick layer Dreamed of becoming a guitar player. So he ordered by fax An amp and a flametop axe And became a tone slayer.