The end is NEAR !!!!! ( Drawing/Contest)

[Robapov]

Nibiru !!! Planet X !!!

no seriously, check this out! Super intense weird things happening in the universe....

o and 2012, its real..

MWHAHAHAA

Some links to the Nibiru Information...

http://xfacts.com/x2.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eZ2A8D5rQ&feature=related

http://www.surviving-nibiru.com/

there is much more info online........dont get too deep in though!

[mrpicard]

The End of the World

From the revue that really launched the 'satire' boom, the 1961 Beyond The Fringe. The cast: Peter Cook, Jonathan Miller, Dudley Moore and Alan Bennett. They are seated, huddled, on the top of a mountain...

Jon : How will it be, this end of which you have spoken, Brother Enim?

Omnes: Yes, how will it be?

Peter : Well, it will be, as 'twere a mighty rending in the sky, you see, and the mountains shall sink, you see, and the valleys shall rise, you see, and great shall be the tumult thereof.

Jon : Will the veil of the temple be rent in twain?

Peter : The veil of the temple will be rent in twain about two minutes before we see the sign of the manifest flying beast-head in the sky.

Alan : And will there be a mighty wind, Brother Enim?

Peter : Certainly there will be a mighty wind, if the word of God is anything to go by...

Dudley : And will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?

Peter : No - it will not be quite as mighty as that - that is why we have come up on the mountain, you stupid nit - to be safe from it. Up here on the mountain we shall be safe - safe as houses.

Alan : And what will happen to the houses?

Peter : Well, naturally, the houses will be swept away and the tents of the ungodly with them, and they will all be consuméd by the power of the heavens and on earth - and serve them right!

Alan : And shall we be consumed?

Peter : Con..sum..éd? No, we shall not be consuméd - we shall be up on the mountain here, you see, while millions burn, having a bit of a giggle.

Jon : When will it be, this end of which you have spoken?

Omnes : Aye, when will it be - when will it be?

Peter : In about thirty seconds time, according to the ancient pyramidic scrolls... and my Ingersoll watch.

Jon : Shall we compose ourselves, then?

Peter : Good plan, Brother Pithy. Prepare for the End of the World! Fifteen seconds...

Alan : Have we got the tinned food?

Dudley : Yes.

Peter : Ten seconds...

Jon : And the tin-opener?

Dudley : Yes.

Peter : Five - four - three - two - one - Zero!

Omnes : (Chanting) Now is the end - Perish The World!

A pause

Peter : It was GMT, wasn't it?

Jon : Yes.

Peter : Well, it's not quite the conflagration I'd been banking on. Never mind, lads, same time tomorrow... we must get a winner one day.

[mrpicard]

War of the Worlds (Radio)

Another one I love where people actually thought that the end was near was the 30th October 1938 radio broadcast of "The War of the Worlds", directed and narrated by Orson Welles. This episode was based on the novel "The War of the Worlds" written by H.G. Wells. The episode was presented as a series of news bulletins which suggested to people that an actual Martian invasion was in progress. It was so "real" that it terrified large parts of the American population because they thought that the whole thing was real. Fantastic, I love it

[Tonefishin]

My favorite end of the world prediction is:

The prediction that no one knows when the end of the world will be.

And I would expect that there could be some events that get us close to there, but enough people will live to get fire going, then running water, and food supplies. Then they can start working on musical instruments and pleasant clipping of their signals again.

[rubytuesday007]

Being a fan of Chaos Theory and rapidly advancing science here is how the end of the world will happen....


A) Brilliant Man (or Woman) creates a machine to enlarge objects
B) Said brilliant Man (or Woman) decides to enlarge a butterfly
C) Said enlarged butterfly flaps its wings and a series of tidal waves each 200 miles long and 1/2 mile high crash down on the continents
D) The END



Rubytuesday

[VacuumVoodoo]

I read a story some years ago, don't remember the title or the author. Anyway, it went something like this:

A monk from some remote corner of Nepal or such shows up at the office of The Super Computer company and wants them to install their most powerful machine at the monks monastery. He is reluctant to say what they need the computer for. After a while he explains that his orders sole purpose is to list all names of God. They've been at it for centuries scribbling the names on long rolls of rice paper but now they realized that computer technology can help them expedite their task faster.

Money was no problem and a few months later the computer was installed, name generating program loaded and the crew of technicians left for home wondering what other weird projects they'll be called on.

The computer was happily churning out names 24-7 and the monks were excited. Then the computer stopped and displayed "No More Names" on the monitor. POOF!

[Donner]

a personal favorite from 'The Life of Brian"


BLOOD & THUNDER PROPHET:
...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...
FALSE PROPHET:
...For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...
BORING PROPHET:
...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...




inputs/outputs and knobs a twiddlin- indeed a great rubbing of parts is upon us !!!!!!! the end is near,,, welll right over there actually !!!

[nichcope]

What was that?............ I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'

[Donner]

What was that?............ I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'

haha yes same movie, different part .......

Maybe in 2012 they need to have an 'End of the world Film Festival'

[thiscalltoarms]

the world will end because of israel/palestine.

my prediction- saudi arabia bombs israel to liberate palestine, the USA retaliates as do the Israeli's, nuclear holocoust follows as the super powers clash over oil in the middle east.

I'll give it til 2011.


count me in on this one!!